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They try to escape, and find even more corpses of women in a barn, each with their own imaginative injuries. 2019, 2020, 2021 Aron Beauregard (P)2022 Aron Beauregard, Unabridged His protagonist is a female vacuum saleswoman who throughout only seems to care only about her attractiveness to her husband (after being horrifically violated she returns to her partner only to reveal her biggest concern just a few weeks later her intimacy issues: Ever since I was repeatedly raped and assaulted by The Slob, I could never find my mood again.I wonder why the fuck not.). 'The Slob' is not extreme horror, it's extreme violence. I read a lot of extreme horror, so I doubt Im a prude or a pussy. After pursuing careers (which ultimately failed) in music, filmmaking, and full-time drug use, he eventually circled back to his bloody bread and butter: writing highly disturbing and bizarre material that tends to explore the human potential for evil. Until next time -E.B. The entire plot is her entering the house of The Slob, and then being tortured, brutalised, humiliated, and sexually assaulted in the most horrific ways. This is definitely not for the faint hearted.. very graphic details! Beauregard provides all the innards of a daring venture that pushes . All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. }, var useSSL = "https:" == document.location.protocol; Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad(); Capturing and disposing of young women for his own pleasure and an undisclosed reason, he meets his match in personal hell. I read it before bed and I just laid there for so long thinking about the "desert" scene. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Change). // page settings Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. Dont. also, there's a part where he describes something impossible. The gore in American Psycho is worse. "Try the new candy" and "Die Tommy" kind of have some helpful information before going into "Scary Bastard" was a wild read! He emits a Manson-esque charm through the pathetic platform, peddling his works of smut and violence to any goon willing to listen. if(cookiePair[0] === name) { Both women have their own dedicated rape scenes, and objectification is taken to the extreme with one womans oral lips being sewn to her lady lips. The amount of effort and time that is spent during these scenes describing everything in intimate detail from The Slobs genitals to the womans injuries shows an obsessive approach to this violence. Extreme violence towards women and gay men. A typecast not to be ignored, when clearly the author seeks to obliterate any feminine qualities. Same, that was my first splatterpunk book too! If you're a fan of splatter plunk and extreme horror, this is a MUST READ! Wow! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. session: { id: "858-7666235-7728273" }, googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest(); 28 Jul 2021. Im sure some people like this hate but it is trash writing Started off good and got to the point of whatever garbage the writer could think of went into the story. It was about a teenager who couldn't score the girl of his dreams in life so he decided to kill her and impregnate her corpse You can imagine where it goes from there. Also, dont eat while reading it. But perhaps seeing a psychiatrist is also a good idea. He's been writing horror since the 6th grade when his parents discovered a short story titled "Zombie Child" wedged in the back pocket of his dirty acid-washed jeans. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. apstag.init({ "https:" : "http:") + Vera employs the same tone of voice to describe the horrors within his home: Figuring out what was connected to what was hardly as simple as the childrens song so many of us knew by heart. 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The snarky observation, credible when presented in Veras internal monologue, becomes hard to swallow when actually spoken by a character who has been horribly mutilated and now fears for their life: After he took the top off, she pointed to her raw skull, he had me sit down. This book review was written prior to this website transitioning to AI-written reviews by Buddy the BookBot. Reader discretion is advised. Features some unique gross out content and a satisfying end. : //= 2; // retina display He goes out of his way to let you know he appreciates you supporting him and that goes a long way for me! (LogOut/ The stuff this guy comes up with is just amazing and terrible and I'm begging some of you guys to read them so we can discuss! I went onto Amazon. The long, the shortits all here. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. Not exactly a groundbreaking concept for an extreme horror story; even the title recalls Rex Millers seminal 1987 splatterpunk novel Slob. Change), You are commenting using your Twitter account. At the end she is more worried about "pleasing her man" than the fact that she has been brutalized over and over. But I see now why people said its the most disgusting book theyve ever read. This story firmly crosses boundaries and discards taboos.I need mind bleach.Or maybe a Bissell for my brain. Aron Beauregards writing is incredibly, mind-numbingly, tearing-your-hair-out-to-feel-something-ly boring. Brutal to the core, The Slob will test even the most ardent lover of extreme horrors stamina and tolerance. I hope he sees it! (LogOut/ I saw a tik tok of a popular guy talking about the most disturbing books he has read and The Slob was in there. Everything else in the book is simply filler from one torture scene to the next. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ). He also contributes to the Evil Examined Podcast where he explores the most strange and horrifying events in the history of humanity with his lady and friends. This is my second favorite of the two, this is a very quick read but a couple of scenes are truly the most fu**** up thing I have ever read in my life and I loved every minute of it. }; I finished a few shorter stories that Ive been working on and had another arm-wrestling practice. The physical horror the protagonist goes through is beyond description in this review. A typecast not to be ignored, when clearly the author seeks to obliterate any 'feminine' qualities. completely homophobic and racist. // Do you want your horror leaking bodily fluids all over the page yet also written with intelligence and a character you care about? window.Mobvious.device_type = 'mobile'; Get help and learn more about the design. A revolting masterpiece. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away. I absolutely adored the illustrations throughout the book they were morbidly beautiful.. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. I hope everyone had a good weekend. Veras newfound cleanliness obsession leads her to take up a job as a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesperson, which proves very profitable until she arrives at the house of The Slob. // var cookie = cookies[i]; If it wasnt clear already, I do NOT recommend this book. var googletag = googletag || {}; Plausible concepts are a huge plus, but psychological horror in any setting is fantastic. What could have been mere padding becomes a narrative that takes pains to set Vera up as the polar opposite of the uber-slovenly villain, with particular emphasis on her preoccupation with cleanliness. I cant wait to read more of Mr. Beauregards work. googletag.pubads().setTargeting("resource", "author_19170844"); Removing this book will also remove your associated ratings, reviews, and reading sessions. I started with the Slob as it seemed to be the most popular. She climbs the steps to the house and knocks on the door. There were parts that had me literally gagging and a certain part that had me tear up with emotion. }, It is time to meet Mr. Aron Beauregard. Listener discretion is advised. Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web. Change). I read it as fast as I could to reach the conclusion, rooting for the captured heroine. The author is talented with their words, which can be more rare for this genre. } This is one book you dont want to miss. Reviewed in Australia on 18 February 2022. I greatly enjoy Aaron Beauregard's intelligent style, his character development and his build-up of plot and extreme actions. I would definitely read more of his books, I love gore and that's exactly what you get! g = p.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; (LogOut/ Hello! Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. I also really enjoyed the illustrations throughout the book. No reason or story behind it really.Sooo many questions left unanswered.It had potential to be really good. and our At first we experience her own destruction, and then he moves onto her roommate who is similarly subjected. } Yes, this was graphic, but if properly described, I can handle much worse. Bizarro Horror fans will enjoy the reach, and Extreme Horror fans will enjoy Arons dedication to a quality level of relevant brutality and gore. The reviews I saw had people saying it made them throw up and I thought, theres just no way.. Vera has knocked on the wrong door, and she is going to pay a price for it. Nothing will prepare you for the nastiness, disorder and sickening horror brought forth by The Slob. I had high expectations going into this book that it would disgust and offend. You cant change what cloth youve been cut from but you can try to at least wash it., The nastiness that was my childhood was something I would always be trying to clean up., Coming back wasnt what I needed to worry about, it was coming out., Evil had materialized and sought me out., I was being violated with someone elses remains. It also analyses reviews to verify trustworthiness. The Slob. Born ! Reviewed in Australia on 28 February 2022. I just finished reading Aron Beauregards The Slob, and I gotta say this is one of the most vile and disgusting books Ive ever read. googletag.pubads().collapseEmptyDivs(true); Change), You are commenting using your Facebook account. And then it wasn't.Wasn't really horror or thrilling. } gross, foul and disgusting. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 February 2021, Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 6 October 2022. You will love yellow, more indepth and a little bit of a longer read. A must-read for splatter fans! Cancel anytime. Shane McKenzie, Clive Barker, Brett Easton Ellis, R.L. editors should have cut it out. //]]> She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. googletag.pubads().setTargeting("surface", "mw"); A.src = t; His writing is dark and without boundaries and, as a result, he's won the Splatterpunk Award once after garnering 3 total nominations. I bought it and Im over halfway through with it. It was a joke, but sorry it didnt land for you. disgusting, gory and definitely gross. He's been writing horror since the 6th grade when his parents discovered a short story titled "Zombie Child" wedged in the back pocket of his dirty acid-washed jeans. (LogOut/ I see this authors name everywhere I go now so knew it was time I tried him out. I cant imagine what the narrator went through reading this. If you want disgusting, depraved murder fantasies, then I cant argue that this is the book for you. I follow his social media so I will use it to post updates on his new releases and discussions and stuff. (LogOut/ Pretty sure I would get banned if I started explaining everything in detail that happens , Can someone please tell me where I can read it for free I cant find it anywhere , Save $4 and get it from Amazon or Google books. Now she is obsessed with cleaning. This is extreme horror at its finest. Anything that is plausible is a huge plus in my eyes, as I feel the fear is more validated versus the dread of being stalked by a vampire or some shit like that. I knew EXACTLY what was going to happen and just kept thinking "is he actually going to do this? I follow a lot of horror reviewers and this author's books keep popping up. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. if (a[a9]) return; The first-person perspective is brilliantly conversational, the character entertaining, relatable, and evocative. return true; Change). This is where it was suggested to me to look into Aron Beauregard's "The Slob". Explore range of Books, DVDs, Toys & Collectibles while supplies last. I enjoyed this book a lot and will be buying the second. I finally found something that made me want to cry and puke at the same time. They're only like 4 bucks in the Kindle store for the e book. "You cant change what cloth youve been cut from but you can at least try to wash it.". Take a look at Arons Year in Books. Horror author, mother, and animal lover. } hard to listen to in parts. Nothing is particularly well written. Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Yes its extreme, but it's also well written and had me reading well into the late hours of the night to finish it, even though I had to be up early for work in the morning.
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